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Man Says 'Fuck It,' Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.

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There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop

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Brad Pitt Decides To Grow Out Forehead Hair

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Excited Man Only Two Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues

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Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris

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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression

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VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot

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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl

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Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren't Any Awesome Events This Weekend

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Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up

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Jessica Simpson Goes On Nationwide Book Tour To Promote The Novel She Read

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Physicists Confirm They Have Found And Killed The 'God Particle'

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Onion News Empire Official Trailer

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How One Hot New Device Helps Couples Drag Out Their Doomed Relationship That Extra Month Or Two

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Area Woman Thinks All Of Her Friends Should Be Comedians

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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

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Popular Children's Book Author Reveals The 'Spooky Truth' About Creepy Conspiracy Theories

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Ten Years Later, Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

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Authorities On Alert As Hundreds Of Crazed Sociopaths Enter Congressional Chambers

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Proud Time To Be A Cowering Sack Of Shit As Democrats Back Off Assault Weapons Ban

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Paul Ryan's Unsettling Budget Plan Reveals He Cuts His Own Hair

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Cardinals Elect New Crisis Management Director

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Finance Expert Saves Struggling Zoo By Firing All Employees, Getting Rid Of Cages

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Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé

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Today NOW! Hosts Shake 7UP TEN Cans, Guarantee Explosive New Episode

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Pope Francis Resigns

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James Holmes' Arraignment Delayed As Court Struggles To Remember Which Mass Shooter He Is

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